Author: Incorrect Ragnarssons

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DOES SOMEBODY WANTS TO HAVE / OWN THIS SIDEBLOG including 2600+ followers and many successful posts? 
I’m no longer interested in this fandom. I can add you as a member, upgrade you as an admin and then I’m deleting myself from the member list.
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I’m an artist, torture is a prerequisite.

I’m an artist, torture is a prerequisite.

Don’t let what he [Harald] wants eclipse…

Don’t let what he [Harald] wants eclipse what you need. He’s very dreamy, but he’s not the sun. You are.

I need a father who’s a role model, not some h…

I need a father who’s a role model, not some horny geek-boy who’s gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school.

Conversation

Hvitserk: At least you blame yourself for your sexual inadequacies.
Ivar the Boneless: No, I blame them. Chicks never help you out. They never tell you what to do. And most of them are self- conscious about that smell factor, and so most of the time they just lay there, frozen like a deer in the headlights, right? Not for nothing, but when a chick goes down on me. I let her know where to go, and what the status is. You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel – constant updates.

Little girls should be told how pretty they ar…

Little girls should be told how pretty they are. They should grow up knowing how much their mother loves them.

Let’s face it, most guys are from the Da…

Let’s face it, most guys are from the Dark Ages. They’re caveman. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing 8-inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants. But… for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.

Conversation

Aethelwulf: Alfred, you’re not bi.
Alfred: I’m like a half bi. My father was bi so that makes me a half bi.
Aethelwulf: What?!

Conversation

Hvitserk: You’ve made it to fifty episodes, you should be proud!
Rollo: Yeah, a show should never go past fifty episodes, or else it starts to get stale with ridiculously stupid plotlines and settings.

Conversation

Torvi: Do you know I’ve been married three times already? How did that happen?
Lagertha: You were just looking for the right man.
Torvi: They always look right at the start.